NSFW: The Automoblow Device For Self Driving Cars


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Tesla owners will soon face a new option after engaging Autopilot: What to do with all that free time? The Automoblow is here to answer that very question. It’s a mount that allows Tesla owners to connect the Automoblow A.I. device to any Tesla model cup holder so that it may be used while self-driving. The Automoblow is vertically and horizontally adjustable to accommodate all body types and rotates 180 degrees so that it may be also used by the front seat passenger.

Sex toy inventor Brian Sloan graduated from law school in 2005 but decided he had a greater potential helping people masturbate than he did helping them with their legal problems. He has been profiled in Playboy magazine and on hundreds of news websites including Vice, Techcrunch, Engadget, Business Insider, and others. His latest invention, the Autoblow A.I., is the first sex toy that harnesses the power of artificial intelligence to act more human and less machine.

If you're asking yourselves if this is real, I can say without a doubt it is in fact real. Is it necessary well that all depends on your own needs. It’s not exactly a discreet sex toy like many of the sex toys dedicated to female genitalia. When it says hooking up the A.I. you are placing the device in a cup holder. Does it mean it can work for any cup holder found in cars and even on most couches; that has yet to be determined since it is specifically made for the Tesla cup holder. Although self-driving cars are relatively new, the technology will soon be all over the place and drivers will be able to decide how to spend their free time previously used controlling cars between destinations. Long road trips will no longer be monotonous, but could be weird from another driver’s perspective.



Automoblow inventor Brian Sloan has said: “I know some people will tell me that this invention is unnecessary but I believe those same people, had they been born earlier, would have been late adopters of electricity and the automobile. Artificial intelligence, as it is used in self driving cars and even in our male sex toy, frees humans from mundane tasks and allows us to spend our time in more productive ways or in leisure. As self-gratification is a popular leisure activity and controlling a car is not particularly enjoyable, it is self-evident that many men will choose to buy an Automoblow.”


With the use of A.I. in most products it makes our use of the product easier and more reliable. What it currently does is study our patterns, but the Automoblow uses that pattern recognition to make oral sex more enjoyable with each use leading up to the “perfect” hummer. "The device isn't responding to your needs or modulating its actions intentionally, so much as flicking through a series of near-random options. The system is designed not to go from one extreme setting to another to avoid causing injury so it won't simply bounce between its lightest setting and the heaviest unless it runs through a number of intermediate steps" (Engadget 2019).





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